remember in elementary school when you had to give a valentine to everyone in your class even that one bitch you hated so you made sure they got the least affectionate sounding one and wrote their name on it like it was satan’s good times
Hungry Pagophilius
start. 22. in love. grad student. vegetarian. straight edge. full stop.
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2013-06-16
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This is the cutest shit Ive ever seen on the internet
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How to blow a bubble:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
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if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do
sue she
Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.
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